I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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