Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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