I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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