I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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