Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just want nice things and good sex
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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