I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Randomize
