Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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