Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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