I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
it was like his penis was on wheels.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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