I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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