talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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