We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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