is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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