im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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