I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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