This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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