he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Dicks are not precious.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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