He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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