you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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