And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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