Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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