How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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