You're earring is so big in my mouth
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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