You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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