That's when you crack a 10am beer
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Randomize