Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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