I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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