We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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