im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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