She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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