420 ftw
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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