It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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