ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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