you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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