And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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