Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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