i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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