Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
love makes seman taste better
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
and you fell through a lawn chair
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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