:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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