bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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