k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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