the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
As shirtless as possible
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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