His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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