sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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