ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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