just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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