well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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