Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
there is glitter all over my balls
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