The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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