oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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