forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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