He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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